Old Self-Promo

So you don't get bored and leave me. This is self promo stuff from quite awhile ago. I crumpled up these pages and put them in an envelope with a note saying: If you like this wait until you see the things I keep. Clever right? The problem was that I did this soon after 9/11 and I kept getting calls to see if I was for real. They thought the envelope was full of anthrax or something. Well yes I guess I didn't think it through very well. But if I did it now it would be cool.